Marty Fist Pump for the Oscars.

Although I was disappointed in this years show, I must dedicate a Marty the Landlord fist pump to the Oscars. Here are a few tips for next years show.

1. NPH is obviously next years host. Billy is not coming back. Time to let go and move on.
   
2. Ditch the dancing and bring back the Best Songs. Some of Oscar's best moments have been these performances. Don't need to look farther than The Swell Season and "falling slowly."
3. Time for the movie montages to go. Once you've resorted to a tribute to horror movies it's time to retire the bit. Also, I threw up a little in my mouth when they included "Twilight" as a horror movie.
   
4. Spread the love. Was one camera dedicated to Clooney? I'm guessing there was plenty of man candy in that room.
5. If you are going to include Dom Deluise then you better include Bea Arthur.
   
6. Last of all. Learn something from the Globes. Booze = Better Speeches.

Speaking of speeches....